When will Jesus bring the pork chops?

by George Carlin

WHEN WILL JESUS BRING THE PORK CHOPS? is quintessential Carlin. No one is off limits for his criticism - children, women, the Religious Right, the Liberal Left, all ethnicities and persuasions. Even the Ten Commandments get the Carlin treatment; he reduces them to a mere two. He combines some (yes there are redundancies here), and eliminates some altogether. For example, George insists we have to get rid of "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's goods" because after all "that's what keeps the economy going!"The title? George was just hoping to offend as many people as possible. Filled with thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, curiosities, monologues, assertions, assumptions, and other verbal ordeals, WHEN WILL JESUS BRING THE PORK CHOPS? delivers what Carlin's countless fans have been waiting for - more George Carlin!