The uncyclopedia

by Gideon Haigh

THE UNCYCLOPEDIA is perfect for aunts with a passion for crosswords, cranky dads who never take their heads out of the newspaper, and the big brother who thinks he knows everything. Some Interesting, but inessential facts include: Fates of notorious outlaws, suicide notes of the famous, lists of all the phobias, all anyone needs to know about Pi, how to toast in ten languages, how to flirt in Turkish, the names of all animals ever sent into space, fortune-telling techniques.