The football manifesto

by Michael Tunison

Popular football blogger Michael Tunison of KissingSuzyKolber.com offers the no-hold-barred rules and bylaws that every football fan should know in The Football Fan’s Manifesto. With humor and tough love, this book takes readers through the essential rules of fandom, such as picking a favorite team, and teaches them how to be true football fans.The Football Fan's Ten CommandmentsYou Must Choose Your Team by the Age of Eight.Value That Team Above All Else, Even Yourself.Under No Circumstances Can You Switch Teams (And Expect to Live).There is a Limit to the Amount of Merchandise You Can Own (But It's Very Generous).Sportsmanship is for the Athletes. Fans Can Gloat Endlessly.A Self-Induced Coma to Skip the Off-Season is a Practical Solution to an Annoying Problem.An Inoffensive Fantasy Football Name is a Lame Fantasy Football Name.Wealth Doesn't Matter So Long As You Don't Have to Work Weekends.Respect Superstitions. If Your Team Lost, It's Because You Jinxed Them.In Life, the Order of I