Puns spooken [sic] here

by Richard Lederer

You may well have heard the seasonal prey upon words "What do you call an empty hot dog?" Answer: A hollow weenie.But you probably don't know what's inside the trick or treat bag of Halloween puns that Richard Lederer and P. C. Swanson have put together for the holiday. Having already pun-ished readers of Have a Punny Christmas with a toy bag of Yuletide puns, International Punster of the Year Richard Lederer now offers you best vicious for Halloween. In this venture, he is joined by fellow International Punster of the Year, P. C. Swanson, editor of "The Punster."Lederer and Swanson present the greatest collection ever assembled of pumpkin, ghost, zombie, ghoul, witch, werewolf, and skeleton puns. You'll also learn about the historical origins of Halloween and giggle through punderful biographies of Dracula and Frankenstein.Here are some ghastly examples:• What happens when you fail to pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.• Why was Dracula fired from working at the blood bank? They c