Killer cruise

by Jennifer Shaw

"Onboard facilities: Pool 1, Caribbean Deck (Met HOT crewmember while soaking up the sun!) The Santorini Restaurant, Olympia Deck (Heard about last year's mysteryious disappearance on board. What could have happened?) Movie theater, Fiesta Deck (Still can't stand horror flicks. Too scary.) Paris Boutique, Panama Deck (Then again, so was my near-death fall overboard last night ...) Glamorama Spa, Bermuda Deck (Must relax. No one's trying to kill me -- I'm just being paranoid.) Club Paradise, Diablo Deck (But what if someone does want me dead?)"--P. [4] of cover.