If you ask me

by Libby Gelman-Waxner

Libby Gelman-Waxner has been justly acclaimed as America's most beloved and irresponsible film critic. Her columns, brimming with wit, insight, and a rare appreciation for nudity and Cineplex nachos, have appeared monthly over the past five years in Premiere magazine. Despite her accomplishments as a cinematic essayist, Libby also makes quality time for her husband, a noted Lexington Avenue orthodontist and dental-bonding visionary, her two perfect children, and her career as an assistant buyer in Juniors Activewear. As if this were not enough, Libby's Filofax is also scribbled with Level III cardio-funk workouts, advanced night-repair moisturizing, and the maintenance of a hair color that has moved beyond highlights and into sun-bold dazzle. Libby likes to think of herself as just an average filmgoer, only more pulled together. Her fans number in the millions and she loves them all, especially you, even with those bangs. More than a cult and approaching statehood, Libby Gelman-Waxner