Dreadful acts

by Philip Ardagh

> The man who sat up in the foffin certainly didn't look very dead. Eddie was surpised to find that he was actually a little disappointed that the guy didn't have a skinless skull for a head or at least scary teeth. In fact, he reminded Eddie of Mr. Collins, the ironmonger. He had a very round head with very little hair and sparkling eyes He looked very suprised when he saw Eddie. "Where on Earth am I?" he asked." >