by Matt Groening
Starved for the whole truth, man? Take a bite out of this bitsy but beefy package, brimming with flavorized morsels of wit, wisdom, and worldly knowledge brought to you by the one and only Bartholomew J.* Simpson ~ get the hard-knocks facts of life from the guy who's seen it all, heard it all, done it all ~ and denies it all. **NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION** Serving Size: 192 pages, plus cover Number of servings: 1 Contains less than 2% of the minimum U.S. RDA of niacin and riboflavin. Contains 100% of your daily fiber requirement (served with whole milk). **INGREDIENTS** PAPER, GLUE, PROCESS INKS (CYAN, MAGENTA, BLACK, YELLOW), CARDBOARD (*The "J" stands for "jenius.")
Stephen Birnbaum
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