A practical guide to racism

by C. H. Dalton

A hilarious look at the races of the world—capturing the proud history and bright future of racism in one handy, authoritative, and deeply offensive volumeMeet "C. H. Dalton," a professor of racialist studies and a leading authority on inferior people of all ethnicities, genders, religions, and sexual preferences. In the grand tradition of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion and Birth of a Nation, he is on a mission to clarify the truth about self-supremacy, drawing on eminent scholarship to enlighten a new generation of hate-mongers. Presenting evidence that everyone should be hated (even white people), A Practical Guide to Racism contains sparkling bits of wisdom on such subjects as:• The good life enjoyed by blacks, who shuffle through life unhindered by the white man's burdens, such as reverse racism and white slavery, to become accomplished athletes, rhymesmiths, and dominoes champions.• The sad story of the industrious, intelligent Jews, whose entire reputation is sullied by thei